“A poison kiss? You have some real issues with women, you know that? You just couldn't stand it that she was going to kiss me and not you, wasn't it? You couldn't stand it that she wanted me and not you!”

Chris O'Donnell - Robin

“Don't hate me 'cause you ain't me!”
Steven Grayhm - Russ - Party Boy

“- Merryweather: I'd like to turn her into a fat old hop toad.
- Fauna: Now, dear, that isn't a very nice thing to say.
- Flora: Besides, we can't. You know our magic doesn't work that way.
- Fauna: It can only do good, dear, to bring joy and happiness.
- Merryweather: Well, that would make me happy.”
Barbara Luddy - Merryweather
Barbara Jo Allen - Fauna
Verna Felton - Flora

“- The Penguin: You're just jealous because I'm a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask!
- Batman: You might be right.”
Danny DeVito - Penguin
Michael Keaton - Batman

“- Montana Moorehead: You promised me you would get rid of Celeste. We were both naked and you promised! Naked!
- David Barnes: Hey! We were never naked.
- Montana Moorehead: Well, we could've been! Not only did you get rid of Celeste but you created Lori! This ingénue from hell! She has more lines than I do and she's a goddamn mute!!”

Cathy Moriarty - Montana Moorehead
Robert Downey Jr. - David Barnes