“Real men are not intimidated by physical threats against their personal selves, and, ironically, neither am I.”
Jim Varney - Ernest P. Worrell

“If you ever put your hands on me again, I'm gonna snip your little nuts off with my toenail clippers!”

Jenny Lewis - Rita Faldes

“- Darwin Mayflower: I'll kill your friends, your family, and the bitch you took to the prom!
- Hudson Hawk: Betty Jo Bialowski? I can get you an address on that, if you want.”
Richard R. Grant - Darwin Mayflower
Bruce Willis - Hudson Hawk

“- Ashtray: Nigga, you ain't getting nobody's number.
- Loc Dog: Fool, watch me.
[walks over to the woman and smiles at her]
- Loc Dog: Hey, sweetheart.
[pulls his gun out of his waistband and points it at her head]
- Loc Dog: Break you'self! Gimme your goddamn number! Come on! Hurry up! Come on!”
Shawn Wayans - Ashtray
Marlon Wayans - Loc Dog

“Dr. Goodhead, your desire to become America's first woman in space will shortly be fulfilled.”
Michael Lonsdale - Hugo Drax