“I guess you two think I'm stupid. I guess you all think I'm stupid. Well, I'll show you how stupid I am: I'm going to blow myself up with this bomb I found.”
Chris Klein - William Williams

“Never trust anything that can bleed for a week and not die.”
Aaron Eckhart - Chad

“Save a little craziness for menopause!”

Woody Allen - Larry Lipton

“It's my first day as a woman, already it's that time of the month.”

John Cameron Mitchell - Hedwig

One night there was something in my pants, like blood. My mom said, "Oh, hell, your period". This is where all the trouble starts. She was right.
Christina Ricci - Elizabeth