- Toula Portokalos: Ma, Dad is so stubborn. What he says goes. "Ah, the man is the head of the house!"
- Maria Portokalos: Let me tell you something, Toula. The man is the head, but the woman is the neck. And she can turn the head any way she wants.
Nia Vardalos - Toula Portokalos
Lainie Kazan - Maria Portokalos

“I'm in love with a girl, and I'm going to help hang her father.”

Joel McCrea - John Jones

- Jeb Stuart: How'd they ever come to name you Kit Carson Holliday?
- "Kit Carson" Holliday: Mr. Carson and my dad were very good friends and they were so sure I was going to be a boy that they named me before I was born.
Errol Flynn - Jeb Stuart
Olivia Mary de Beauvoir de Havilland - "Kit Carson" Holliday

“Once he was known as Sam Edison's son. But now I'm Tom Edison's father, and I don't mind.”

George Bancroft - Samuel "Sam" Edison

“Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still, real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.”

Roddy McDowall - Huw