“I knew each child I helped bring into the world was a gift, not from me, but from God.”

Christine Lahti - Gisella Perl

“One million innocent children were destroyed by them. I want to help bring one million children into the world. Until the day I die, I must help rebuild what the Nazis worked so hard to do.”
Christine Lahti - Gisella Perl

“- Lil' Pete: Where do babies come from?
- Frank Stockburn: Well, son, the mom just poops 'em out.”
Taylor Lautner - Lil pete
Nick Nolte - Frank Stockburn

“I remember before I was born, wounded up like a fur ball in the highly overrated fetal position, luckily I'm not claustrophobic, but on rainy days I still felt a tightness in my left shoulder. So now that my stepmother's pregnant, I understand what the baby's going through, and I'm not jealous at all, really, not at all.”
Anna Chlumsky - Vada Sultenfuss

“- Fletcher Reede: Hey, creepy. Happy Birthday. How old are you now? 22? 23?
- Max Reede: I'm 5, Dad.
- Fletcher Reede: Okay. [pretends to write] Return the beer keg. Cancel the dancing girls.”
Jim Carrey - Fletcher Reede
Justin Cooper - Max Reede