“- Jasper Bradley, Jr.: You sure have got rhythm, baby.
- Janie Barlow: Yeah, well, keep your hands off it.”
Maynard Holmes - Jasper Bradley, Jr.
Joan Crawford - Janie Barlow

“- Ellen Griswold: We can't leave her on the patio!
- Clark Griswold: Would you rather I slipped her in the night deposit box at the funeral home?”

Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

Your mother's ass is so hairy, it looks like Don King's about to pop out and say, "Only in America"!
Anne Dudek - Tiffany Wilson

“I like a woman with a little meat on her bones.”
Gregory Hines - Marvin King

“- Evelyn Couch: I can't even look at my own vagina!
- Ninny Threadgoode: Well I can't help you on that one honey.”
Kathy Bates - Evelyn Couch
Jessica Tandy - Ninny Threadgoode