“I envy every woman I see on the street. I envy them. They're happy. They make their husbands' happy. They lead normal, happy lives.”

Simone Simon - Irena Dubrovna Reed

“They say that happy women make a happy village.”
Billy Crudup - Ashitaka

“I want her to be happy, no matter what that means. I want her to find someone who will treat her with all the love she deserved from me. I want her to meet someone who will see her always as I do now, through Your eyes.”

Jim Carrey - Bruce Nolan

“A happy woman doesn't mutilate herself.”
Phyllida Law - Elspeth

“- Jeff Dunham: So, José, what makes you happiest in life?
- José Jalapeño: My BMW.
- Jeff Dunham: You have a BMW?
- Peanut: Yeah, a Big Mexican Woman.”
Jeff Dunham - Himself
Jeff Dunham - José Jalapeño
Jeff Dunham - Peanut