“[as Gammy Num-Nums] And yet, Backstreet Boy, this is one girl who isn't content to be the Malcolm in your middle!”
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey

Sorry, I've never been on “Oprah”.
Lela Rochon - Robin Stokes

“- Alex: So, ladies, I kind of need to use the televis...
- Grace: Shh! Go read your Playgirl or something!”
Allen Covert - Alex
Shirley Jones - Grace

“Am I being punk’d? Oh my god! Ashton, you really got me! Ha Ha! Ashton! Ashton?”
Anna Faris - Samantha James

“You know the only thing more pathetic than Indians on TV? Indians watching Indians on TV!”
Evan Adams - Thomas Builds-the-Fire