“You ain’t got a forehead you got a five-head.”
Mike Epps - Reggie

“Now this is my idea of an ass bandit. Wait till some of the local girls get a look at you, scrotum head.”

Louis Gossett Jr. - Sgt. Emil Foley

“[as Gammy Num-Nums] We don't want to go anywhere with you, Melon Head!”
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey

“That's right monkey, play my head!”
Peter Dante - Dante

“Was your head shaped like an egg before she hit you?”
Dan Aykroyd - Dr. Keats