“- Paul Vitti: People get depressed, they jump. But that ain't my fault.
- Dr. Ben Sobel: So you're telling me it was suicide?
- Paul Vitti: I don't know, he probably left a note.”

Robert De Niro - Paul Vitti
Billy Crystal - Dr. Ben Sobel

“Now I'm depressed. Now I feel like killing myself, but luckily I'm too depressed to bother.”
Christian Slater - Mark Hunter

“- Rita: You didn't really mean to kill yourself. You were just...
- Trish: Just what, darling? Poor Susan. You think you've got everything, don't you?
- Rita: Trish, you have.
- Trish: Oh yes. When I listen to poetry and music, then I can live. You see, darling, the rest of the time it's just me. And that's not enough.”
Julie Walters - Rita
Maureen Diane Lipman - Trish

I'm not shooting for a "successful" relationship at this point, I'm just looking for something that will prevent me from throwing myself in front of a bus. I'm keeping my expectations very very low.
Janeane Garofalo - Lucille

“I felt thoroughly depressed and even quite seriously considered committing suicide. Life seemed so much not worth the living and death such an easy way out.”
Melanie Lynskey - Pauline Parker