“- Louie Kritski: Why is that you have twenty-four different kinds of pork rinds and you only have one kind of peanut butter?
- Cashier: Because we don't get too many fussy little white pricks in here.
- Louie Kritski: Okay.”
Joe Pesci - Louie Kritski

“I'm afraid if I shared your wine, I might catch this awful disease you appear to have.”

William Richert - Bob Pigeon

“I wouldn't dance with you even if you didn't look like a sabertooth tiger. Bitch!”

Mario Joyner - Tom McNeal

“You can flush your manhood down the toilet.”

Rick Zumwalt - Joshua

“- Mary: You really wanna know what Norman's like?
- Warren Toomey: Yeah.
- Mary: Better than you'll ever be, fat boy.”
Meg Tilly - Mary Loomis
Dennis Franz - Warren Toomey