“- Sally Matthews: Where do the gods live?
- Selord: They live in every living thing.
- Sally Matthews: Why did they make people?
- Selord: They were bored. They needed people around to entertain them.”
Asha Menina - Sally Matthews
Joaquín Martínez - Selord

“You have a divine spark. You have a gift for bringing joy and laughter to the world. I know, I created you.”

Morgan Freeman - God

“This story started many thousands of years ago, and it was all over in just 7 days. All that long long time ago, none of the things we can see now, the sun, the moon, the stars, the earth, the animals and plants, not a single one existed. Only God existed. And so only he could have created them. And he did.”

Nicole Kidman - Grace Stewart

“That's why God made other women. Because no matter how good a woman is, just around the corner may be a better one.”
Bruce MacVittie - Lou the Florist

“Women were created out of God. 'Cause after all, women can have babies, which is kind of like creating. And which also accounts for the fact that women are so attracted to men... 'cause let's face it... the Devil is a hell of a lot more interesting!”
Mercedes Ruehl - Anne