“If you work without a shirt on and so does your husband, you might be a redneck.”
Jeff Foxworthy - Jeff Foxworthy

“- Toby: Japanese people kill for old Nikes.
- Bree: Then you probably should avoid wearing them in Japan.
- Toby: I'd probably be disemboweled by a ninja.”
Kevin Zegers - Toby
Felicity Huffman - Bree

“A blue suit is the most versatile of accoutrements. More important than the suit itself, is the man who fits it for you. Once you find a good tailor, you must never give his name away; not even under the threat of bodily harm.”
Albert Finney - Uncle Henry

“Can't trust a woman in a pants suit. Men wear the pants. The world doesn't need anymore Hillary Clintons.”
Chris Cooper - Robert Hanssen

“Geisha needs an elegant wardrobe, just like an artists needs ink. If she is not properly dressed, than she is not a true geisha.”
Tsai Chin - Auntie