“- Mr. Bradley: [entering the pub] Is Master Gregory here?
- Barkeep: Partially.”

Kit Harington - Mr. Bradley
Ryan Robbins - Barkeep

“- Kris 'Tanto' Paronto: [Smiles] Hope God has a sense of humor.
- Dave 'Boon' Benton: [Nods] Yeah.
- Kris 'Tanto' Paronto: I guess we'll find out soon enough.”
Pablo Schreiber - Kris 'Tanto' Paronto
David Denman - Dave 'Boon' Benton

“You have no sense of humor, like a chair, or a supermodel.”

Nick Kroll - Professor Poopypants

“Sardonic humor is just my way of relating to the world.”
Cole Sprouse - Jughead Jones

“Some people find it ironical that although we run a travel agency, we've never been outside of Blaine.”
Fred Willard - Ron Albertson