“It was God who created oysters and apples. And you can't improve recipes like that. But it is our job to try.”

Bradley Cooper - Adam Jones

“- Aurelio: I can stare at an egg for hours, wondering how nature can make things so perfect.
- Miranda: 'Cause it was God who made nature, not an ignoramus like you!”
Armando Brancia - Aurelio
Pupella Maggio - Miranda

“- Juan Seguin: They are gonna want you humble, General.
- Sam Houston: I humble myself before God and there the list ends.”

Jordi Mollà - Juan Seguin
Dennis Quaid - Sam Houston

“What I mean, when I say annoyingly perfect, is that there is nothing annoying about her perfection. It's vulnerable and endearing... and that is annoying as shit.”
Julia Roberts - Julianne Potter

“If you leave now... Everything we had will be perfect forever.”
Charlize Theron - Sara Deever