“- Colleen Douglas, State Pagent: Look at that one there. I think that she's had a boob job.
- Terry Macy, State Pagent: Oh, come on. She's too young for a boob job.
- Colleen Douglas, State Pagent: They do that at birth now, what are you talking about?”
Nora Dunn - Colleen Douglas, State Pagent
Mo Gaffney - Terry Macy, State Pagent

“I put aside the fantasy and the wealthy, and the heavenly girl who did not want me. None of it would happen to me again. I'd seen through it. I elected to grow up.”
Ethan Hawke - Finnegan Bell

“- Rethrick: There was a time when we were in school, we wanted to change the world?
- Jennings: I thought we said we wanted to save the world.
- Rethrick: Well, that's semantics.”
Aaron Eckhart - Rethrick
Ben Affleck - Jennings

“- Princess Fiona: It's me... in this body.
- Donkey: Oh my God, you ate the princess!”

Cameron Diaz - Princess Fiona
Eddie Murphy - Donkey

“My doctor says now I have enough silicone in my body to kill a small elephant! Isn't that cool?”
Toddy Walters - Georgi