“You see, parents aren't allowed to tell the truth about certain things. Now don't cry.”

Earl Pastko - Mr. Skin (a.k.a. Satan)

“- Julian: I mean, come on. Can't you tell when I'm telling the truth?
- Benjamin Wells: No. Trust was the first thing you ruined.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Julian
Nicholas Pryor - Benjamin Wells

“I remember how her little hand used to fit inside mine.”
Steve Martin - George Banks

“In my experience, parents often see their children as they want them to be, not as they are.”
Peter Stormare - Dr. Solomon Eddie

“There are no illegitimate children in this world; only illegitimate parents!”
Joan Plowright - Mary Wallace