“- William Lightbody: They're dead! They've been electrocuted!
- Endymion Hart-Jones: Rather a severe cure for flatulence, I do admit.”
Matthew Broderick - William Lightbody
John Neville - Endymion Hart-Jones

“- Dr. Hazmat: I thought you said this guy was dead.
- Frank Pierce: He got better.”

Nestor Serrano - Dr. Hazmat
Nicolas Cage - Frank Pierce

“- Cliff Brumby: Getting yourself killed won't bring Richie back. Revenge doesn't work.
- Jack Carter: Sure it does.”
Sir Michael Caine - Cliff Brumby
Sylvester Stallone - Jack Carter

“It surprised no one that Ed was too stubborn to die.”
Melanie Griffith - Linda Voss

“Look Johnson, people who ram their heads against a wall eventually die. Privilege of freedom I guess.”
David Ogden Stiers - Ernie