“- Chester Greenburg: Look, a unicorn!
[Mr. Pizzacoli looks]
- Mr. Pizzacoli: A unicorn?
- Chester Greenburg: Sorry, I guess it was just a regular horse.”
Seann William Scott - Chester Greenburg
John Toles-Bey - Mr. Pizzacoli

“You know, everybody thinks we found this broken-down horse and fixed him, but we didn't. He fixed us. Every one of us. And I guess in a way we kinda fixed each other too.”
Tobey Maguire - Red Pollard

“* Jesup: Horses are faster.
- Mathayus: But camels are smarter.”
Branscombe Richmond - Jesup
The Rock - Mathayus

“Thor-I need a horse!
Pet Store Clerk-We don't have horses. Just dogs, cats, birds.
Thor-Then give me one of those large enough to ride.”

Chris Hemsworth - Thor
Isaac Kappy - Pet Store Clerk

“Years ago, I saved up a million bucks from acting — a lot of money back then — and I spent it all on a ranch outside Tucson. Now when I go down there, I look at the place and I realize my whole acting career adds up to a million bucks' worth of horse shit.”
Robert Mitchum