“- The Narrator: What do you do for a living?
- Tyler Durden: Why? So you can pretend like you're interested?”
Edward Norton - The Narrator
Brad Pitt - Tyler Durden

“- Madeleine Swann: I see you left this final question blank. What is your occupation.
- James Bond: Well, that's not the sort of thing that looks good on a form.
- Madeleine Swann: And why is that?
- James Bond: I kill people.”
Léa Seydoux - Madeleine
Daniel Craig - James Bond

“- Ed: I'll teach him everything I know!
- Mr. Baily: Oh... God, help me.”

Kel Mitchell - Ed
Dan Schneider - Mr. Baily

- Charles "Commie" Comiskey: Well we're prepared to give you a 5 year contract...
- Judge Kenesaw Mountain Landis: Lifetime contract.
- Judge Friend: Lifetime?
- Judge Kenesaw Mountain Landis: A man worried about his job is bound to play favorites. Now you gentlemen don't want that do you?

Clifton James - Charles "Commie" Comiskey
John Anderson - Judge Kenesaw Mountain Landis
Dick Cusack - Judge Friend

“- Joe: What are you worried about? This job is going to last a long time.
- Jerry: Well, suppose it doesn't?
- Joe: Jerry, boy, why do you have to paint everything so black? Suppose you got hit by a truck. Suppose the stock market crashes. Suppose Mary Pickford divorces Douglas Fairbanks. Suppose the Dodgers leave Brooklyn!”
Tony Curtis - Joe
Jack Lemmon - Jerry