“- Gordie: Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck, Pluto's a dog. What's Goofy?
- Teddy: Goofy's a dog. He's definitely a dog.
- Chris: He can't be a dog. He drives a car and wears a hat.
- Vern: Oh, God. That's weird. What the hell is Goofy?”
Wil Wheaton - Gordie Lachance
Corey Feldman - Teddy Duchamp
River Phoenix - Chris Chambers
Jerry O'Connell - Vern Tessio

“- Mary Anne Meechum: He does remind me someone from the movies, but it's not Rhett Butler.
- Karen Meechum: Who's that?
- Mary Anne Meechum: Godzilla!”

Lisa Jane Persky - Mary Anne Meechum
Julie Anne Haddock - Karen Meechum

“- Daffy Duck: I'm no rabbit.
- Bugs Bunny: Well, if he's no rabbit, then where are his ears?
- Daffy Duck: Yeah, Einstein, if I'm no rabbit, then where are my - oh no, nuh-uh. End of discussion. I've come too far. I'm above all that now.
- Bugs Bunny: But not above sneaking into movie theaters.”
Jeff Bergman - Daffy Duck
Jeff Bergman - Bugs Bunny

“The people who raise animals and train animals for films and television, they're all very, very professional.”
M. Emmet Walsh

“Bond. Jane Bond.”
Rupert Everett - George Downes