“- Brian Hope: It's like Robin Hood, you see? We stole from the rich to give to the poor.
- Sister Superior: Who are you going to give this money to?
- Brian Hope: Us. We're poor.”
Janet Suzman - Brian Hope

“- Princess Evie: So you rob from the rich, and give to the poor?
- Deathstalker: No, I rob from the rich, and pretty much keep it for myself.”
Monique Gabrielle - Princess Evie
John Terlesky - Deathstalker

“- Tom Hardy: You picked the wrong house to rob, asshole.
- Danny Detillo: Who are you kiddin', Tommy? You ain't got nothing worth stealing.”
Bruce Willis - Det. Tom Hardy
Tom Sizemore - Det. Danny Detillo

“- Joan Stupid: Oh dear I left the garbage out over night.
- Stanley Stupid: Oh no. Someone's stolen our garbage again.”
Jessica Lundy - Joan Stupid
Tom Arnold - Stanley Stupid

“- Policeman: This postal ploy of yours is the most evil caper of our age, Mr. Sender. How will you ever top yourself?
- Evil Sender: With a crime so unthinkable that no-one has ever dared to attempt to attempt it: to rob an entire nation of its garbage.
- Policeman: The one resource no-one ever thinks to protect!”
Scott Kraft - Policeman
Sir Christopher Lee - Evil Sender