“- Andie: My boyfriend thinks I'm fat [flicks food at Ben]!
- Andie: And I can't eat in front of him! I can't eat in front of you! I have to go to the bathroom.
- Ben: [receives dirty looks from other customers] Honey, I don't think you're fat! I don't think she's fat!”

Kate Hudson - Andie Anderson
Matthew McConaughey - Ben Barry

“We seem to lose our heads in times like this. We do things together that we'd be mighty ashamed to do by ourselves!”
Henry Fonda - Abraham Lincoln

“You all oughta be ashamed of yourselves. A bunch of big guys like you, picking on a poor little orphan like him.”

Edward Brophy - Timothy Q. Mouse

“- The Elephant Matriarch: I never thought I'd live to see the big top fall.
- Giddy The Elephant: Because of that Dumbo, I never can show my face there again.”

Verna Felton - The Elephant Matriarch
Dorothy Scott - Giddy The Elephant

“- Prissy The Elephant: They've gone and made him... oh dear, I just can't say it... made him a clown.
- The Elephant Matriarch: Oh, the shame of it. Let us take the solemn vow. From now on, he is no longer an elephant.”

Sarah Selby - Prissy The Elephant
Verna Felton - The Elephant Matriarch