“Little kids buy cereal the same way grown men buy lingerie. They will buy stuff they care nothing about just to get the prize that's inside.”
Jeff Foxworthy - Jeff Foxworthy

“- Cassidy: But you can't go around having fun all the time. You have to be serious.
- Sutter: I am serious. I'm one hundred percent serious!
- Cassidy: About what?
- Sutter: About... not being serious!”
Brie Larson - Cassidy
Miles Teller - Sutter

“- Hank: You had enough? You've learned your lesson about jumping rope in the street and using dirty language?
- Jump Rope Girl: I'm gonna tell my daddy on you, Charlie!
- Hank: Wrong answer! And the name's Hank, fuckface. Learn it!”

Jim Carrey - Hank
Heather Hodder - Jump Rope Girl

“- President Garcia-Thompson: You passed out cigarettes for a smoke-a-thon on Earth Day. You installed speed bumps on the handicapped ramps and, most recently, you dumped 100 pounds of... meat on a peaceful vegan protest!
- James 'Droz' Andrews: Oh, come on! That was way more than 100 pounds.”
Jessica Walter - President Garcia-Thompson
Jeremy Piven - James 'Droz' Andrews

“Heinemann's already been up my ass so far I won't be able to sit down for a week. We're not winning this war.”
Kent McCord - Captain B. Pilgrim