It started out fine, she's a very nice person, and we're sitting and we're talking at this Ethiopian restaurant that she wanted to go to. And I was making jokes, you know like, "hey I didn't know that they had food in Ethiopia? This will be a quickmeal. I'll order two empty plates and we can leave". Yeah, nothing from her not even a smile.

Billy Crystal - Harry Burns

- Sam Baldwin: What is "tiramisu"?
- Jay: You'll find out.
- Sam Baldwin: Well, what is it?
- Jay: You'll see!
- Sam Baldwin: Some woman is gonna want me to do it to her and I'm not gonna know what it is!

Tom Hanks - Sam Baldwin
Rob Reiner - Jay

“- Bruce: Do you like sushi like I like sushi?
- Cowboy Ned: I like Susie... Susie's my girl!
- Bruce: Oh, I had sushi last night!”
Johnny Yune - Bruce
Bruce Paul Barbour - Cowboy Ned

“We've got a blind date with destiny... and it looks like she's ordered the lobster.”
William H. Macy - Shoveler

“I had a date with a pilot last night. Couldn't get my seat back in the upright position. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? No, you wouldn't.”
Ellen Lee DeGeneres - Janet Hall