“- Lloyd: Women: can't live with them, can't live without them.
- Jack Torrance: Words of wisdom, Lloyd my man. Words of wisdom.”
Joe Turkel - Lloyd
Jack Nicholson - Jack Torrance

“It's a funny thing about you women, most of you don't get wise soon enough! You wait until you're so old, nobody wants ya.”
Wallace Ford - Phroso

“- Franklin Hatchett: James had a lot of women. Actually, he had all the women.
- James Russell: All the women, all the guys, I fucked them all!”
Chris Tucker - Franklin Hatchett
Charlie Sheen - James Russell

“You can't just walk up to a woman you barely know and tell her you like her. You don't know what she's going through.”
Naomi Watts - Cristina Peck

“- Paige Prescott: Please remove your hand from my thigh.
- Detective Leon Vaughn: Where would you like me to put it?
- Paige Prescott: How about up your ass?”
Denise Richards - Paige Prescott
Fulvio Cecere - Detective Leon Vaughn