“- Max: Girl, what are you doing?
- Jennifer Caulfield: WatchingTV.
- Max: I can see that. Why don't you read a book? You watch too much damn TV.
- Jennifer Caulfield: Research.
- Max: Right. You're gonna be a TV star.
- Jennifer Caulfield: Wait and see.”
Laurence Fishburne - Max
Penelope Sudrow - Jennifer

“Like a powerful, dark storm, I will make my presence known to the world. Like a seeping mist, I will creep into the dogs' center of power, and make them quake in fear at the very mention of my name!”
Sean Hayes - Mr. Tinkles

“My vanity is not remotely physical, it is cerebral. I suppose feeling self-conscious might be a form of vanity, though.”
Richard Griffiths

“I want to make a clear distinction between people who take acting seriously and people who call themselves actors because they've been on reality TV or something.”
Damian Lewis

“Juanito always loved me more than you, homes. Tu te creeias muy chingón but you were always so much of a badass to love the little vato.”
Jesse Borrego - Cruz