“Like a powerful, dark storm, I will make my presence known to the world. Like a seeping mist, I will creep into the dogs' center of power, and make them quake in fear at the very mention of my name!”
Sean Hayes - Mr. Tinkles

“- Max: Girl, what are you doing?
- Jennifer Caulfield: Watching TV.
- Max: I can see that. Why don't you read a book? You watch too much damn TV.
- Jennifer Caulfield: Research.
- Max: Right. You're gonna be a TV star.
- Jennifer Caulfield: Wait and see.”
Laurence Fishburne - Max
Penelope Sudrow - Jennifer

“My vanity is not remotely physical, it is cerebral. I suppose feeling self-conscious might be a form of vanity, though.”
Richard Griffiths

“I want to make a clear distinction between people who take acting seriously and people who call themselves actors because they've been on reality TV or something.”
Damian Lewis

“Who turns you into a vain, cheap, worldly fool? Linton does. You'll never love him, but you'll let yourself be loved because it pleases your stupid, greedy vanity.”

Laurence Olivier - Heathcliff