“He threw my hand to a crocodile, the beast liked it so much, it's followed me ever since, licking its lips for the rest of me.”
Jason Isaacs - Captain Hook

“Classified-Short Fuse, you were supposed to handcuff them to the raft!
Short Fuse-I tried, but they don't have hands, they just have flippers, Boss! And I have flippers. So it's flipping useless!”
Benedict Cumberbatch - Classified
Ken Jeong - Short Fuse

“Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Jules Winnfield

“- Everett: No, thank you, Delmar. A third of a gopher would only arouse my appetite without beddin' 'er back down.
- Delmar O'Donnell: Oh, you can have the whole thing. Me and Pete already had one apiece. We ran across a whole... gopher village.”

George Clooney - Everett
Tim Blake Nelson - Delmar O'Donnell

“[to her son]
Show me how the piggies eat. Be a good boy. Showmommy how the piggies eat.
[he plunges face into mashed potatoes, oinks, eats, and laughs]
Mommy's little piggie!”
Melinda Dillon - Mother Parker