“I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the worst. You're very good-looking. I'm not attractive.”

Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore

- Hal Griffith: How'd they get you to stay?
- Louanne Johnson: They gave me candy and called me their “light”.
- Hal Griffith: That'll do it.
George Dzundza - Hal Griffith
Michelle Pfeiffer - Louanne Johnson

“I once talked a guy out of blowing up the Sears Tower but I can't talk my wife out of the bedroom or my kid off the phone.”
Kevin Spacey - Chris Sabian

“- Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko: You manipulated me! How could you?
- Rita Robbins: Why not? I have a masters in manipulation from the University of Bilko.”
Steve Martin - Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko
Glenne Headly - Rita Robbins

“That man is so oily, you could fry chicken on his smile.”

Jenifer Lewis - Margueritte Coleman