“- Piccolo Marcello: We fixed 'em good, eh?
- Little Girl: You never take me along.
- Piccolo Marcello: You're a woman!
- Little Girl: So? Can't women be heroes too?
- Piccolo Marcello: Sure, but Romoletto says that women always mean trouble.”
Vito Annichiarico - Piccolo Marcello

My old man used to tell me, before he left this shitty world, “the right woman can make you, and the wrong woman can break you”.
Don Johnson - Marlboro

“- Wyatt Donnelly: We're in trouble Gary. This is highly illegal.
- Gary Wallace: We need more input. We gotta fill this thing up with data. We gotta make her as real as possible, Wyatt. I want her to live. I want her to breathe. I want her to aerobicize.”

Ilan Mitchell-Smith - Wyatt Donnelly
Anthony Michael Hall - Gary Wallace

“- Rowlf: That's why I live alone.
- Kermit the Frog: You do?
- Rowlf: You bet. I finish work, I go home, read a book, have a couple of beers, take myself for a walk, and go to bed.
- Kermit the Frog: Nice and simple.
- Rowlf: Stay away from women. That's my motto.
- Kermit the Frog: But I can't.
- Rowlf: Neither can I. And that's my trouble.”
Jim Henson - Rowlf
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog

“My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.”

Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow