“- Caroline: What do you think I should do?
- Dr. Ben Sobel: What I think you should do... is stop whining about this pathetic loser.”

Molly Shannon - Caroline
Billy Crystal - Dr. Ben Sobel

“I'm going where ladies and gentlemen hang their hats and get some peace and quiet... and if any of you try to interfere with me - I'll complain to the authorities!”

Jean Harlow - Lola Burns

“- Jack Benteen: You know, Hank, the next thing, you're gonna be complaining about the state legislature making women a Ranger. You know that.
- Sheriff Hank Pearson: Hell, I don't care, as long as she's six-foot-six, mean as a snake. State legislature.”
Nick Nolte - Jack Benteen
Rip Torn - Sheriff Hank Pearson

“This is nice! I don't understand why women complain about waxing.”

Mel Gibson - Nick Marshall

“Who gave you ladies permission to blubber?”
Ned Beatty - Gen. Ed Sheppard