“- Lt. Amos: You think you are so hot 'cos you get in all the clubs, heh? Just because you have sex with great looking women.
- Ford Fairlane: You got to admit those are pretty good reasons.”
Ed O'Neill - Lt. Amos
Andrew Dice Clay - Ford Fairlane

“Nothin' more appealing than a woman who's proud to be in her own body.”
Richard Tiffany Gere - Dr. T.

“- Miles Massey: Tell me more about yourself.
- Marylin Rexroth: Alright, Miles. Let me tell you everything you need to know. You may think you're tough, but I eat men like you for breakfast.”
George Clooney - Miles
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Marylin

“- Sue Ann: I'll bet pretty soon some girl's gonna come along, see how nice you are and chase after you 'til you marry her.
- Squirrel: No, ma'am. It don't work like that. See, women don't chase after nice guys.”
Shawn Weatherly - Sue Ann
Ethan Embry - Squirrel

“I'm impossible to forget, but I'm hard to remember.”
Kirsten Dunst - Claire Colburn