“- Piccolo Marcello: We fixed 'em good, eh?
- Little Girl: You never take me along.
- Piccolo Marcello: You're a woman!
- Little Girl: So? Can't women be heroes too?
- Piccolo Marcello: Sure, but Romoletto says that women always mean trouble.”
Vito Annichiarico - Piccolo Marcello

“To a certain type of woman, I am a hero. I need to be a hero.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Louis Batiste

“- Josephine Chesterfield: What do men want?
- Penny Rust: Boobs.
- Josephine Chesterfield: No.
- Penny Rust: Back door. Front door. Pegging, or like a threesome. What is it? What’s the answer?
- Josephine Chesterfield: They want to be heroes. There is nothing more compelling to a man than a vulnerable woman.”
Anne Hathaway - Josephine Chesterfield
Rebel Wilson - Penny Rust

“- Tommy Nowak: You just have to play that little-girl-lost routine, don't you.
- Lou Ann McGuinn: I'm still feminine. I'm a Cosmo fighter.
- Tommy Nowak: Obviously a hardened criminal. I can tell by your kewpie-doll lips.”
Clint Eastwood - Tommy Nowak
Bernadette Peters - Lou Ann McGuinn

“He doesn't have a home or people to care for. He's not afraid of anything, men least of all. He's fast and strong like a big wind. He can hear a hundred miles, and see a hundred miles underwater. He can hide in the shadow of a noon sun. He can be right behind you and you won't even know it til you're dead!”
Tina Majorino - Enola