- Jean: I don't see why I have to do all the dirty work. There must be plenty of rich old dames just waiting for you to push them around.
- "Colonel" Harrington: You find them, I'll push them.
Barbara Stanwyck - Jean
Charles Coburn - "Colonel" Harrington

“Well, as far as I'm concerned, the Internet is just another way of being rejected by women.”
Steve Zahn - George Pappas

“I am a sex object. I always ask women for sex, and they object.”
Johnny Yune - Bruce

“If a woman sleeps alone, it puts a shame on all men.”
Anthony Quinn - Alexis Zorba

“There's some men who enter into a woman's life and screw it up forever. Joe Morelli did this to me. He was the big catch in our neighborhood, and I thought I caught him when I gave him my virginity on the floor of the Tasty Pastry Bakery I worked at when I was 17. Unfortunately for me, he never called after. Unfortunately for him, I hold a grudge.”

Katherine Heigl - Stephanie Plum