“- Maggie Witzky: She's a witch. She took one look at me and guessed. Well, say something.
- Tom Witzky: Bummer.
- Maggie Witzky: Something else.”
Kathryn Erbe - Maggie
Kevin Bacon - Tom

“Sweet princess, if through this wicked witches trick a spindle should your finger prick, a ray of hope there still may be in this, the gift I give at thee. Not in death but just in sleep the fateful prophecy you'll keep, and from this slumber you shall wake when true love's kiss the spell shall break.”
Barbara Luddy - Merryweather

“The problem with elves is they ain't got no meat on their bones. You gotta get yourself a nice 250 pound dwarf, with hair on her chin you can hang on to!”
Lee Arenberg - Elwood Gutworthy

“Witches in days gone by were roasted just like my Vienna sausage.”
Heather Donahue - Herself

“Sometimes you got something... just magic, and then it goes away. You had it, but the magic's gone.”
Kevin Conway - Lomax