- Eleanor "Nell" Vance: I love your boots.
- Theo: Oh, you do? Thanks! Prada; Milan, not New York. But they're killing me... Small price to pay for such savage kicks!
Lili Taylor - Nell
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Theo

“It's control-top pantyhose. Holds you in like a stuffed sausage.”
Fran Drescher - Joy Miller

“- Diana Barrie: Oh, Christ, I hate getting dressed like this. Why is it I'm always perfectly comfortable as somebody else. I'd be perfectly happy going as Hedda Gabler.
- Sidney Cochran: Try Quasimodo.
- Diana Barrie: Try shutting up!”
Maggie Smith - Diana Barrie
Sir Michael Caine - Sidney Cochran

“I like the dark. It's friendly.”
Simone Simon - Irena Dubrovna Reed

“- Kay: Searching for a handle on the moment? I can't help you. The only comfort I can offer... is my promise that tomorrow morning you won't remember a thing.
- Jay: That's not exactly some shit you just forget.”

Tommy Lee Jones - Kay
Will Smith - Jay