“The Rolls is an investment, for me. It's an investment. I'm not into status symbols, like most people out here. It's an investment. Okay?”
David Clennon - Geb

“- Joel Goodson: Porsche. There is no substitute.
- Miles: Fuck you.”
Tom Cruise - Joel
Curtis Armstrong - Miles Dalby

“- Cooter Davenport : I'm fixin' to fix it.
- Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: You're fixin' to fix it? Boy, you couldn't fix an election if your brother was the governor.”

David Koechner - Cooter Davenport
M.C. Gainey - Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane

“- Harold: What the hell was Colin doing with a Lime'ouse minicab driver in Belfast?
- Jeff: Colin can't drive.
- Harold: Oh, that makes sense.”
Bob Hoskins - Harold
Derek Thompson - Jeff

“- Charlie Croker: This car belongs to the Pakistani ambassador!
- Lorna: It does?
- Charlie Croker: Typical, isn't it? I've been out of jail five minutes, and already I'm in a hot car.
- Lorna: Charlie, I just wanted you to come out in style, baby.”

Sir Michael Caine - Charlie Croker
Margaret Blye - Lorna