“Millions of years of evolution, right? Right? Men have to stick it in every place they can, but for women... women it is just about security and commitment and whatever the fuck else!”
Nicole Kidman - Alice Harford

“- Melanie Parker: Men like you have made me the woman I am.
- Jack Taylor: All the women I know like you have made me think all women are like you.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Melanie Parker
George Clooney - Jack Taylor

“Women and me are like water and fire: wet and flammable.”
Leslie William Nielsen - Ryan Harrison

“- Mr. Axelrod: You're gonna let her walk away?
- Tripp: I'm giving her space, Mr. Axelrod. Now, I'm going after her.”
Adam Alexi-Malle - Mr. Axelrod
Matthew McConaughey - Tripp

“After all, I'm a man and you're a woman... and I can't think of a better arrangement.”

Groucho Marx - Kornblow