“- Edgar Frog: Listen, just so you know, if you try to stop us, or vamp out in any way, I'll stake you without even thinking twice about it!
- Sam Emerson: Chill out, Edgar.”
Corey Feldman - Edgar Frog
Corey Haim - Sam

“- Highway: What are you smiling at shit-bird?
- Jones: Man, I knew you were Santa Claus.
- Highway: Yeah? Well if you ever pull another suckhead play like that the only thing that's gonna beat you to the brig are the headlights of the ambulance your on.”

Clint Eastwood - Highway
Mario Van Peebles - Stitch

“Yo dude! You obviously in the wrong hood. This is my dominion, and it's a drug free zone. You understand? Now I'm feelin' generous today. So I'm gonna let you get your sorry vanilla booty out of here before we be usin' your eyeballs as hockey pucks!”
Brandon Quintin Adams - Jesse Hall

“- Jack Crow: You ever seen a vampire?
- Father Adam Guiteau: No, I haven't.
- Jack Crow: No... Well first of all, they're not romantic.”
James Woods - Jack Crow
Tim Guinee - Father Adam Guiteau

“Let me just ask you one thing - after 600 years, how's that dick workin', pretty good?”

James Woods - Jack Crow