“- Artemus Gordon: My auxiliary tool kit, I forgot all about it. It must have fallen out of my pocket.
- James West: Your pocket? Why wasn't it on some spring-loaded contraption that shoots out your ass?
- Artemus Gordon: That's the first place Loveless would have looked.”
Kevin Kline - Artemus Gordon
Will Smith - James West

“We don't know if they understand the difference between a weapon and a tool.”

Jeremy Renner - Louise Banks

“In this hand is the ammo for the gun. And this is Krazy Glue. A thousand and one uses. Now, a thousand and two.”
Bryan Brown - Roland 'Rollie' Tyler

“- George Clark: Did you really beat a suspect unconscious with a dead cat?
- Orin Boyd: No. The cat wasn't dead.”
Isaiah Washington - George Clark
Steven Seagal - Orin Boyd

“He still fights. The bombs they're dropping tonight are editorials the Germans will understand.”
Claude Rains - Capt. Freycinet