“Important announcement. Some hunters have been seen in the woods near Piney Ridge trail and the fish and game commission has raised the legal kill limit on campers to three. So, if you're hiking today, please wear something bright and keep low.”

Bill Murray - Tripper

“- Corky: There are snapping turtles out there! And once there was a water moccasin scare.
- Fats: I don't care if the Loch Ness monster's out there and he's ravenous.”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Corky
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Fats

Senators, we believe that these - "Titans" - are just the tip of the iceberg.
[long pause]
Which of these Titans are here to protect us?
[pause]
And which of these Titans are here to threaten us?
Thomas Middleditch - Sam Coleman

“- Annabelle: I've survived 19 years in New York City. Murders, rapists, muggers, you name it! Now I'm gonna be eaten by a fucking monster?
- Duncan McKay: Annabelle, why don't you take the phoneprofanity and shove it up your ass?”
Julie Mintz - Annabelle
Chris Solari - Duncan McKay

“We were just attacked by some huge creature and you're worried about blisters and dirt in your eyes?”
D.W. Reiser - Kit