“- Guildenstern: I think I have it. A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself.
- Rosencrantz: Or just as mad.”
Tim Roth - Guildenstern
Gary Leonard Oldman - Rosencrantz

“- Jack: Algy, you're always talking nonsense.
- Algy: It's better than listening to it.”
Colin Firth - Jack
Rupert Everett - Algy

“I talk a lot in metaphors. I get my words out but sometimes they don't make sense.”
David Boreanaz

“Man how the hell can they call Pluto a planet? No motherfucking planet has an elliptical orbit. This shit don't make no sense.”
Jerod Mixon - Shonté Jr.

“- Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
- Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.
- Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.”

Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy
Paul Rudd - Brian Fantana