“- Mike: I got a joke for you. What do they call a black man with a Lexus dealership?
- Wendell: What?
- Mike: Nigga.”
Steve White - Mike
Wendell Pierce - Wendell

“- Jay: What do you get when you cross one million lesbians and the million man march?
- Wendell: Two million mother-fuckers who don't do dick.”
Bernie Mac - Jay
Wendell Pierce - Wendell

“- Lisa: Not all white people are racist.
- Lesra: Not all black people are murderers.”
Deborah Kara Unger - Lisa
Vicellous Shannon - Lesra

“- Derek Vinyard: This country is becoming a haven for criminals so what do you expect? You know, decent hard-working Americans like my dad are getting rubbed out by social parasites.
- Reporter: Parasites?
- Derek Vinyard: Blacks, Browns, Yellow whatever.”
Edward Norton - Derek Vinyard
Steve Wolford - Reporter

“- Curtis: Hey man, want a toke?
- Derek Vinyard: Curtis, what are you doing? Weed is for niggers. You put that away right now. Have a little self respect.”
Jordan Marder - Curtis
Edward Norton - Derek Vinyard