“- Anna Valerious: What are these things?
- Van Helsing: I think they're Dracula's children.
- Anna Valerious: His children?
- Van Helsing: A man, with three gorgeous women, for four hundred years?”
Kate Beckinsale - Anna Valerious
Hugh Jackman - Abraham Van Helsing

“- Carla Pestalozzi: You didn't mean what you just said, did you?
- Stanley Goodspeed: When?
- Carla Pestalozzi: Just right now, when you were talking about bringing a child into the world, and having it be an act of cruelty.”

Vanessa Marcil - Carla Pestalozzi
Nicolas Cage - Stanley Goodspeed

“- Nanny: And speaking of children...
- Anita: Roger, darling, l've got the most wonderful news.”
Joan Plowright - Nanny

“I'm having a kid. Your little boy's growing up, I got a girl pregnant, now I gotta go visit her. She lives in Reno, I don't know how I'm gonna get there. Probably have to take mom's car. But, we're gonna live together. We're gonna live in the trailer park. Her name's Shirley, she's real great.”
Shia LaBeouf - Kale

“My wife and I wanted a child, but she couldn't get pregnant. Neither could I.”
George Carlin - Architect