“- Simon Seville: I can't believe you decieved Miss Miller for a package of Tutti Frutti, Theodore.
- Theodore Seville: Two packages!”
Ross Bagdasarian Jr. - Simon Seville
Janice Karman - Theodore Seville

“- The Great Gonzo: I thought pirates had talking parrots as pets.
- Long John Silver: Talking... parrots?
- Bad Polly: What an imagination. First pirates, now talking parrots, what's next - a singing, dancing mouse with his own amusement park?”
Dave Goelz - The Great Gonzo
Tim Curry - Long John Silver
Kevin Clash - Bad Polly

“The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that some day.”
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow

- Elizabeth Swann: According to the Code of the Order of the Brethren...
- Barbossa: First, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement so I must do nothing. And secondly, you must be a pirate for the pirate's code to apply and you're not. And thirdly, the code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules.
Keira Knightley - Elizabeth Swann
Geoffrey Rush - Barbossa

“- Young Elizabeth: I think it'd be rather exciting to meet a pirate.
- Norrington: Think again, Miss Swann. Vile and dissolute creatures, the lot of them. I intend to see that any man who sails under a pirate flag or wears a pirate brand gets what he deserves: a short drop and a sudden stop.”
Lucinda Dryzek - Young Elizabeth
Jack Davenport - Norrington