“- Bill: I'd like to believe that you're aware enough even now to know that there's nothing sadistic in my actions. Well, maybe towards those other... jokers, but not you. No Kiddo, at this moment, this is me at my most... masochistic.
- The Bride: Bill... it's your baby...”

David Carradine - Bill
Uma Thurman - The Bride

“- Duncan's Dad: Julie, have you ever wondered about our son's sexual preference?
- Duncan's Mom: You know, I never really were aware that he had one.”
Meshach Taylor - Duncan's Dad
Mariann Aalda - Duncan's Mom

“Number Two Son very promising detective... promises very much, produces very little.”

Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan

“Once he was known as Sam Edison's son. But now I'm Tom Edison's father, and I don't mind.”

George Bancroft - Samuel "Sam" Edison

“If you lose a son, it's possible to get another. There's only one Maltese Falcon.”

Sydney Greenstreet - Kasper Gutman