“Somewhere between five hundred and a thousand songs. Right in your pocket. Because I can't stand looking at that ridiculous Walkman anymore. You're carrying around a brick playing a cassette tape. We're not savages.”

Michael Fassbender - Steve Jobs

“- Dr. Andrews: Billions of dollars have been spent to make these nuclear plants safe. Fail-safe! The odds against anything going wrong are astronomical, Doctor!
- Dr. Hubbard: I appreciate that, Doctor. But let me ask you. In all your fail-safe techniques, is there a provision for an attack by killer bees?”
José Ferrer - Dr. Andrews
Richard Chamberlain - Dr. Hubbard

“- Ice Cube: Motherfuckers tryin' to tell us what the fuck we can't say. This N.W.A.!
- Audience: [cheers]
- Ice Cube: We do what the fuck we wanna do. We say what the fuck we wanna say! So everybody, put them middle fingers high in the sky.”

O'Shea Jackson Jr. - Ice Cube

“My name is J.P., I am a robot, I like robots, I have a robot vagina.”

Nick Swardson - Jeff

“- Hospital Administrator: What are you doing this morning?
- Obstetrician: It's a birth.
- Hospital Administrator: And what sort of thing is that?
- Dr. Spencer: Well, that's where we take a new baby out of a lady's tummy.
- Hospital Administrator: Wonderful what we can do nowadays.”
Michael Palin - Hospital Administrator
Graham Arthur Chapman - Obstetrician
Graham Arthur Chapman - Dr. Spencer