“I have to confess I've never let the children watch a hockey game. I have a theory that children imitate what they see on a TV screen. If they see violence, they'll become violent. If they see someone stick up a bank, they'll stick up a bank. Heroin. You name it.”
Kathryn Walker - Anita McCambridge

“Better on TV than on the streets.”

James Woods - Max Renn

“Dodgeball is a sport of violence, exclusion, and degradation.”
Hank Azaria - Young Patches O'Houlihan

“- Jack McDermott: You told me you played for the New York Rangers.
- Billy Caufield: Are you saying I didn't?
- Dr. Weitzman: Attacking a referee on the ice doesn't make you a hockey player either.”
Peter Boyle - Jack McDermott
Michael Keaton - Billy Caufield
Dennis Boutsikaris - Dr. Weitzman

“I'm not a violence person! I write about boxing and hockey and football!”
Woody Allen - Lenny