“My advice to you. I know you think those guys are your friends. You wanna be a true friend to them? Be honest, and unmerciful.”
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Lester Bangs

“- Christina, Courtney: Jane! Janeyy!
- Jane: Sorry you guys, I'm really busy and...
- Christina, Courtney: Hey, wait, Jane
- Christina, Courtney: [singing] Do you like Pina Coladas? And getting caught in the rain...?
- Jane: ...Shit!”

Cameron Diaz - Christina Walters
Christina Applegate - Courtney Rockcliffe
Selma Blair - Jane Burns

“- Felix Ungar: Oscar, of all the fights that we've ever had, of all the arguments that we've ever had...
- Oscar Madison: We can continue talking because he's going to be on this for a half-hour.”
Jack Lemmon - Felix Ungar
Walter Matthau - Oscar Madison

“- Gimli: Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an Elf.
- Legolas: What about side by side with a friend?
- Gimli: Aye. I could do that.”
John Rhys-Davies - Gimli
Orlando Bloom - Legolas

“- Buddy Bragg: Here ma'am. Let me help you with these. Beautiful young lady like you shouldn't be carrying groceries. Let a man do that for you.
- Parking Lot Woman: Now, I didn't ask you for help, so don't expect a tip.
- Buddy Bragg: Oh, that's okay ma'am. I'll just take your car.”
Ving Rhames - Buddy Bragg
Susan Hatfield - Parking Lot Woman