“- Christina, Courtney: Jane! Janeyy!
- Jane: Sorry you guys, I'm really busy and...
- Christina, Courtney: Hey, wait, Jane
- Christina, Courtney: [singing] Do you like Pina Coladas? And getting caught in the rain...?
- Jane: ...Shit!”

Cameron Diaz - Christina Walters
Christina Applegate - Courtney Rockcliffe
Selma Blair - Jane Burns

“My advice to you. I know you think those guys are your friends. You wanna be a true friend to them? Be honest, and unmerciful.”
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Lester Bangs

“- Gimli: Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an Elf.
- Legolas: What about side by side with a friend?
- Gimli: Aye. I could do that.”
John Rhys-Davies - Gimli
Orlando Bloom - Legolas

“- Felix Ungar: Oscar, of all the fights that we've ever had, of all the arguments that we've ever had...
- Oscar Madison: We can continue talking because he's going to be on this for a half-hour.”
Jack Lemmon - Felix Ungar
Walter Matthau - Oscar Madison

“- Hildy Johnson: You are no longer my husband and no longer my boss. And you're not going to be my boss.
- Walter Burns: All right, take it. Work for somebody else. That's the gratitude I get.”
Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson
Cary Grant - Walter Burns