“- Alice Marano: I am an American citizen. I have a right to an attorney.
- Guard Velie: Oh, yes, and right to one telephone call, too.”
Claire Danes - Alice Marano
Beulah Quo - Guard Velie

“- Eve: How long will I have to wait?
- Noodles: A year and a half, more or less. Six months off for good behaviour.
- Eve: What are you gonna do?
- Noodles: Don't ask.”
Darlanne Fluegel - Eve
Robert De Niro - Noodles

Well, there were these two old boys and they hung their peckers off a bridge to piss. One old boy from California, the other from Arkansas. The old boy from California says "Boy, this water's cold", and the old boy from Arkansas says "Yeah, and it's deep too". Get it?
Rick Dial - Bill Cox

“- Jamie, Red Feather: Where are you from, Mars?
- Cleo Plendor: Worse. Beverly Hills.”
Tori Spelling - Jamie, Red Feather
Dinah Lacey - Cleo Plendor

Shut up! Shut up you American. You always talk, you Americans. You talk and you talk and say “Let me tell you something” and “I just wanna say this”. Well you're dead now, so shut up.
John Marwood Cleese - Grim Reaper